A circular seal parody of the United States government emblem. It features an eagle holding a smartphone in one talon and a sledgehammer in the other. The eagle's head faces right with a shield on its chest and a circle of stars above its head. The surrounding text reads "In Memes We Trust" at the top and "ShallowState.us" at the bottom, with "Status Superficialis" below the eagle.

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MORTY SHALLMAN

NOVELIST • SINGER-SONGWRITER
POLITICAL SATIRIST & CREATIVE DIRECTOR

I am:

PRO-AMERICAN

ANTI-WAR

PRO-FIRST AMENDMENT

ANTI-CENSORSHIP

PRO-CAPITALIST

ANTI-FASCIST

PRO-SOCIAL SAFETY NET,
ESPECIALLY MEDICARE-FOR-ALL

ANTI-CORPORATE WELFARE

PRO-DARK COMEDY

PRO-SATIRE

PRO-PUNS & PUNDITRY

“Without the rule of law, the lawless rule.”

—Morty Shallman

Political cartoon with caricatures of Donald Trump on a horse with the heads of three other men, with bold text saying 'FUCK TRUMP...' at the top and '...AND THE WHORES HE RODE IN ON.' at the bottom.

24” x 36” Political Protest Sign

24” x 36” Political Protest Sign

An image of President Donald Trump in an orange prison jumpsuit, behind prison bars, with a serious expression on his face. The image is styled like a campaign poster with text reading "TRUMP 2028," and the slogan "MAKE AMERICA GOOD AGAIN."

24” x 36” Political Protest Sign

A political campaign poster featuring Former President Barack Obama standing with arms crossed in front of the White House. The poster reads 'OBAMA 2028' at the top and 'What’s good for the goose...' at the bottom, with a crossed-out cellphone icon.