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The Gretchen — Desire One-Piece Swimsuit

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Dive into a world of whimsy and elegance with the "The Gretchen," a beachwear masterpiece inspired by Morty Shallman's #1 Bestselling Absurdist novel, The Tyranny of Desire. More than just a swimsuit, The Gretchen is a bold fashion statement that captures the novel's dark humor and surreal adventures in a fantastical Los Angeles. Featuring a distinctive hollowed-out back that reflects the story's unconventional narrative, this swimsuit is crafted from a luxurious blend of 85% polyester and 15% spandex, offering both comfort and a flattering fit. Resilient, soft, and adorned with the novel's captivating cover art, it stands as a wearable piece of art, perfect for those who revel in a fusion of fashion, comfort, and literary flair. Embrace the spirit of Puchy Mushkin's absurd adventures with "The Gretchen," and bring a touch of intrigue and elegance to your beach escapades.

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FREE Domestic Shipping!

Dive into a world of whimsy and elegance with the "The Gretchen," a beachwear masterpiece inspired by Morty Shallman's #1 Bestselling Absurdist novel, The Tyranny of Desire. More than just a swimsuit, The Gretchen is a bold fashion statement that captures the novel's dark humor and surreal adventures in a fantastical Los Angeles. Featuring a distinctive hollowed-out back that reflects the story's unconventional narrative, this swimsuit is crafted from a luxurious blend of 85% polyester and 15% spandex, offering both comfort and a flattering fit. Resilient, soft, and adorned with the novel's captivating cover art, it stands as a wearable piece of art, perfect for those who revel in a fusion of fashion, comfort, and literary flair. Embrace the spirit of Puchy Mushkin's absurd adventures with "The Gretchen," and bring a touch of intrigue and elegance to your beach escapades.

FREE Domestic Shipping!

Dive into a world of whimsy and elegance with the "The Gretchen," a beachwear masterpiece inspired by Morty Shallman's #1 Bestselling Absurdist novel, The Tyranny of Desire. More than just a swimsuit, The Gretchen is a bold fashion statement that captures the novel's dark humor and surreal adventures in a fantastical Los Angeles. Featuring a distinctive hollowed-out back that reflects the story's unconventional narrative, this swimsuit is crafted from a luxurious blend of 85% polyester and 15% spandex, offering both comfort and a flattering fit. Resilient, soft, and adorned with the novel's captivating cover art, it stands as a wearable piece of art, perfect for those who revel in a fusion of fashion, comfort, and literary flair. Embrace the spirit of Puchy Mushkin's absurd adventures with "The Gretchen," and bring a touch of intrigue and elegance to your beach escapades.

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